It’s summer so a lot of people seem to be getting married. Weddings can kind of make people go crazy. And apparently in the midst of that wedding-crazy-fever people make very ill-advised clothing options. Like these.
Nothing about this is good
It’s All About Giving Your Heart Right?
I mean seriously what’s not to love? It’s Pink and covered in hearts! Perfect for that special day!
Maybe the shoes
Is it see through… looks kind of see through…
In fact, are they both actually wearing wetsuits here?
If there had been a wedding in Zoolander…
Or the band Muse designed a wedding dress
Nobody old enough to get married should like Hello Kitty this much
They walked through the wrong neighborhood to get to the chapel…
But hey, the show must go on
We can still see you
Wedding dresses just don’t lend themselves to camouflage
What’s with the shower cap?
And that’s not even the worst part
If Baz Luhrmann designed a wedding dress…
But on a budget
Get the feeling this had something to do with Hunger Games
Or Hot Wheels
Not technically a dress at all
Somehow she’s kind of ricking that.
Points for originality
Minus points for practicality
They were very very worried there might be plastic spoon shortage issues
There weren’t enough left over to make a top already
How long til one popped out?
And which table won the sweepstake on it?
The person who did this up: ‘You don’t need to breathe, right?’